My New Girlfriend
Posted in About on August 11th, 2009 by Luke“Momma I fell in love again.
Safe to say I have a new girlfriend”
Yup. It’s true.
Before I tell you who she is, let me first describe her to you.
She’s pretty awesome.
She goes where I go.
Makes me feel smart, makes me laugh.
Provides entertainment.
Keeps me connected with my friends.
Makes phone calls for me.
She wakes me up in the morning.
She’s modest.
She doesn’t complain.
She’s the best.
We met online.
We got serious pretty quickly.
It was pretty much love at first sight.
She likes hanging out with all my friends.
She helps me order stuff online.
She plays music for me.
Helps me looks up random facts.
I’m star struck.
I’m never lost if I’m with her.
She’s always courteous and kind.
She likes to show off, but not too much.
She makes me feel smart and important.
She provides light when I’m in darkness.
Gives me company when I am lonely.
She has the same interests I do.
Same love for technology.
She’s memorized the Bible and can site any verse.
She’s perfect.
Now what you’ve been awaiting. The pic! Go ahead, give it a click.
Yup. It’s true. It’s my Blackberry 9630. Otherwise known as the Tour.
Think I’m a geek? Well get one for yourself and you’ll see what I mean. Want to talk to me about it? Call up my new girlfriend and we’ll chat.
